Change your fucking tampon

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...

Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

Las Vegas Oil Change

When a man fucks a woman/man's mouth while simultaneously shitting on the chest of the fellatio performing participant.

Jimmy's girlfriend was giving him head while Jimmy had a serious case of the runs (too much cheap beer). At one point Jim could not hold it in and in the middle of the mouth-fucking, let his bowels loose all down his girlfriend's chest; giving his partner her first ever Las Vegas Oil Change.

by Pubes Monroe November 2, 2012

I can change him

Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.

"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"

by ARandomLucas January 2, 2023

Same Lane Shame Change

When you try to pass a slow moving car by switching lanes only to find there is another car going slower, then you get back behind the previous car.

I had to do a Same Lane Shame Change after I tried passing the old lady in the POV then ended up behind a mini van.

by mdub783 July 19, 2014

mi chang mushroom

During ejaculation continue to stroke the cock with one hand while placing the other hand over the head and rubbing it all around the head until it stops cumming.

When she gave me the Mi Chang Mushroom I couldn't contain myself, I don't think anyone can handle that without squirming all around.

by PNUT4PREZIDENT December 1, 2017

Queen of changing her face

Cardi B also knows as Payolardi, Cardiovascular Bronchitis and Cardboard is knows for changing her face every time we see her. She looks different on every photo shoot and Instagram.

“Did you see the Queen of changing her face? She looked like Iggy Azalea doing blackface... WTF?”

by Shawty Vanessa Shorty November 15, 2020

Changed my IP address

Used by achievement hunters (whores) as a euphemism for cheating. See: fell of the back of a truck

Achievement hunter 1: How'd you finally manage to get your glitched achievement to unlock in beowulf?
Achievement hunter 2: I just changed my IP address and it unlocked... If you know what I mean.

by Jack IXI February 18, 2015