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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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alyssa phelps

the most beutifull girl i have ever seen in my life
by Geo the duck December 4, 2020
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Alyssa

Somebody with big breasts and a small, luscious pussy.
Can I fuck you, Alyssa?
by scratch my back and gimme food October 12, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!
A: I hung out with Alyssa today!
B: Oh Woah! You're lucky!
A: I know right?!
by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022
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alyssa and julian

the couple everybody loves, a healthy relationship and 2 of the best looking people around<3
q: who’s your favourite couple?

a: alyssa and julian !!
by _alyssaharriss March 13, 2022
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Alyssa

Hardcore white girl who is very tall and black. She likes to talk a lot but don’t go up to her and say hi, because she’s shy and won’t talk. She eats strawberries and loves liver to death. Never EVER!! Ignore Alyssa. She will get u
Damn, Alyssa’s so white but black
by Me..: March 17, 2023
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alyssa caporale

a bitch who teaches at hammonton high school, who flirts with every highschool boy she encounters with and sucks there dicks for extra pay
by Thebaddiestpera January 15, 2024
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