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ass talker

someone who is talking out of their ass, talking sh___, or just plain old making stuff up.
That aint true, asstalker.
by Mike C July 1, 2003
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ass-slapping balls

The act of male testicles slapping their partners ass during sex. The best way to determine the "core"ness of sex is by how hard the males testicles are slapping their partners ass.
He was screwing her so hard those were ass-slapping balls!
by AK_32 October 19, 2013
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Ass-Bisto

Pronounced Ahhhh-sss-Bisto. The gravy like substance fired down the cold ceramic of a toilet. Usually credited to a dodgy curry, it often leaves ringsting to the unlucky recipient and whilst in full flow will echo the sounds of a machine gun being fired into a pond.

This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.
Ohhhh lord of mercy that curry has given me Ass-Bisto, I'd give it 5 before you attack that bathroom
by Gooch_goblin November 26, 2018
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ass raper

1)somebody who beats the shit out of someone
2)someone literally penetrating someones ass without proper preposal and acception from the ass rapee
wtf david way is a ass raper, he ass raped himself and countless others!
by s0merand0meguy January 23, 2008
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Ass Gaskets

The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.
"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."
by Mister Williams October 1, 2008
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Ass Walk

The walk that Red Guy does in Cow and Chicken. Walking on each buttock as if each buttock was a foot.
Man at Supermarket: Sir, you forgot your pantyhose.

Red Guy: Oh, thanks! (Continues Ass Walk to car)
by Senor Tabby McWhiskers (F) February 17, 2009
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Ass Phrase

The phrases or words on girls pants or shorts. Men's eyes automatically drop to see what it says, it is unfair when you are walking with other girls. Or if the girl with the ass phrase is fat, nasty, or both!
An ass phrase that is popular is the word JUICY.
by Zidane is gay August 3, 2006
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