Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
Get the Erin Parkermug. When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019
Get the peter parker's boimug. 
Parkers are athletic, funny, yet manly, and attractive. They are the are the guys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. Their amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes and dark hair mesmerize you. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her almost as much as she loves him doing it. Parkers will always treat You like a princess.
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
by .......pinit... March 22, 2022
Get the Parkermug. To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.
“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
by Daroobee October 15, 2022
Get the parkeredmug. by TurtleTruffles May 2, 2022
Get the Parkermug. the baddest bitch. The best to ever do it. The realest barb there is. The best Hyrbid. An Icon and legend in every sense. The girls wish they could be her
by wannagetlikeme October 28, 2020
Get the camille parkermug.