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dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.
Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...
by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019
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low-key thicc

a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.
Jack looks like a tiny bitch boy, until its tarps off. He is low-key thicc boiii!
by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023
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Low-key hangout

Can entail just getting food or drinking in a chill setting and playing games with only one other person, or a group of people.
Jared: "Hey are you down for a low-key hangout?"
Jessica: "Yeah, yo. Who's going to be there?"
by moobitch2 March 24, 2022
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Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.
Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."
by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020
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low key goated

Low key goated is a way of saying someone is the great something that you did not expect them to be the so good at. Often used in conjunction with “when x is the vibe…”
ME: Trevor is low key goated at CoD.

YOU: Yes. He’s so unassuming and sleeps so much you’d never know how good he was.
by CallMeBoomBoom December 12, 2022
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Pause break key

Its a key on your keyboard that does something
human 1: Have you used pause break key on your keyboard?

human 2: no
by bro stop existing April 20, 2021
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Black Keys Matter

The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.

In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.

The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”

“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”

“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”

“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
by pianocheater September 20, 2016
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