human pong

The act of launching a ping pong ball from one anus to another until one of the anuses fails to properly catch the ball.

I lost at human pong, but at least I'm not that sore!

by Pepboys May 22, 2018

human hunting

the more manly version of man hunt commonly played with a shot gun

hey man lets go human hunting

only if i hunt first

by Brett roberts 13 April 25, 2009

Human Wrongs

Human Wrongs are imoral ideas or actions for certain standards of human behaviour that effect international law.

My human wrongs permit me steal shit and break stuff.

by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022

Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.

Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!

by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011

Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

sleeper human

Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.

"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."

by maddeathie May 10, 2018

Intreotic humans

people that are stupid, annoying, bothersome, and crazy.

Those intreotic humans and their stupid strike.

by Dennis D. Georges May 6, 2008