Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park
by Ratley February 16, 2022

by tbone654456 July 29, 2011

by Bcsx3 April 11, 2021

A real estate investment that produces so much money that it resembles an uncontrollable amount of Texas tea bubbling out of the ground.
BK built an incredible hotel that became such a cash gusher, he was able to pay for his extravagant lifestyle for decades.
by clermontboy March 24, 2023

by colt ace July 4, 2018

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.
'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'
by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025
