Get the Zachmug. You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.
*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”
by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022
Get the Pulling a Zachmug. A typical Zach is fast yet slow at everything else. Zach’s are very shy people and hate acting or speaking in public. If you meet a Zach you are extremely lucky and should be very proud of yourself.
by IWILLSUEYOU June 26, 2019
Get the Zachmug. Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.
by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021
Get the Zach Minutesmug. an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.
"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"
by fireant812 August 17, 2023
Get the zach jokemug. A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.
Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022
Get the Zachmug. by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022
Get the Zachmug.