Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex

Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl

by That Slav January 1, 2020

Zach schoenrock

A angry vaping leprechaun don’t let this kid near your mnt dew he’s gonna go wild

by Olllman March 30, 2023

"Hi I met a Zach Rousseau"

by NakedBlackMan07 May 19, 2022

The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.

Zach figglehorn can figgle my horn tonight.

by yourbestie December 12, 2022

Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.

also, semen.

Zach Skarsinski

by Klon mon December 13, 2016

a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys

zach absher is such a queer he is dating fionna

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

A Gay Teen Whom constantly remind you that their striaght but you know the truth.

Martha is just Another "Zach Reed'" we all know she wants to get with Abby.