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working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022
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work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.
We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.
by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013
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Work Inflation

When you receive more work or responsibilities for the same pay...without a raise insight
"Hey man, you coming out tonight?"

"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"
by Sleepless at Work November 12, 2020
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work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.
When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.
by JMC70 October 21, 2017
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Work Tramp

A self proclaimed tramp when at work. Also known as Luke Johnston.
“I’m luke and I’m a work tramp, i don’t wash for weeks when at work
by Work Tramp March 20, 2021
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Working owl

When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"
She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"
by Drewaki939393 December 20, 2020
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grill work

Shut up before I realign your grill work !
by Big Foot Hammer December 13, 2019
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