When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
by Nesthiq April 4, 2020
Get the Dark wizardmug. A person who is a virgin until 30. Probably enjoys video games and he also has a hard time picking up girls but tries it anyways.
"Did you meet Richard yesterday?"
"Yes, he invited me to the theatre and bought me chocolate but then he started to act like a weirdo and I wasn't sure about his intentions. I bet he's a wizard."
"Yes, he invited me to the theatre and bought me chocolate but then he started to act like a weirdo and I wasn't sure about his intentions. I bet he's a wizard."
by Gamerboy2000000 October 11, 2022
Get the Wizardmug. by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
Get the split the wizardmug. by Wizard of Odds April 25, 2023
Get the Wizard of Oddsmug. the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
Get the wizard jerkingmug. by anonymous April 10, 2024
Get the Hotline wizardmug. Kevin heraty the wirey wizard is a 40 year old freak who makes way to much on youtube but these days working mediocre jobs idk why
by handlebyoy November 22, 2023
Get the Wirey Wizardmug.