high school wizard

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.
Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard
by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 03, 2018
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Wizard Fafnir

Where's Free? Why do you have Wizard Fafnir?
hes gone, me nerd with big glasses oingo boingo brothers hur hur
(speech of a disappointment, but not the oingo boingo brothers)
by Diaboro February 25, 2025
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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
by Breezkneez411 May 28, 2021
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fifa wizard

A fucking eight year old with an annoying voice who thinks he makes good videos.
Hey, did you hear about that awful FIFA Wizard video?
by Jaco8800 January 29, 2018
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Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"
I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021
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Wizard’s Sleeve

When you are having sex and create a prolapse, your partner throws glitter on it and yells “Alakazam!”

Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.
“I couldn’t believe how magical it was last night, my partner game me a wizard’s sleeve.”
by Shmecklemore February 24, 2023
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blizzard wizard

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.
by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022
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