Wizard's sleeve

A particularly capacious sausage wallet; a clown's pocket.

"Sex with Veronica was really a disappointment Joe" "Nobody told me she had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve"

by Ninjitsu Master July 27, 2024

Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023

wizard of ooze

A joking way to refer to the film the Wizard of Oz, or a way to describe strange or extraordinary circumstances, especially those with parallels to the film. May also refer to a wholesome, happy movie or an old-timey one.

"What is this, Wizard of Ooze?"
"Wizard of Ooze is my favorite movie dawg"
"You guys need to stop acting like Wizard of Ooze rejects"
"You skate park rejects ain't even seen Wizard of Ooze"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

Wizard Sleeve

Another name for penis or vagina. Really can use it for anything

My wizard sleeve almost frozen in the chilly wind when I pee’d outside last night

by Joe man February 7, 2024

Wizardchan

A infamous imageboard that is well known for raiding Twitch streamers, specifically Jackbox, skribbl.io and other streams, including those with open voice chat where anyone can join. They collaborate with Encyclopedia Dramatica and Crystal Cafe.

(Take this chat of a stream: "Playing jackbox with viewers!" by "Hilarymoon92", a transgender person. This is ONLY for educational purposes.)
Normal chatter: How do I join?
Raider #1: TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
Raider #2: HEY HILARYMOON92! You are living at (insert address here), (real name). We're going to send the pizza for the lulz! Don't EVER be a tranny.
Raider #1: LULZ!!! READ THIS ARTICLE ABOUT YOU! (Insert link to the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about hilarymoon92)
Normal chatter: wtf?
Raider #2: >wtf YOU'RE A TRANNY! DOX HIM WIZARDS!
Snitch: Hey, I know who's raiding you, it's wizardchan.
Raider #1: Well let's go. Our work is done since there's a snitch.
Raider #2: It's over.. :(
Normal chatter: omg thank you (username of the snitch)!
Snitch: You're welcome. Seems like they are raiding another streamer, I'll snitch on them.

by Brad Marge May 23, 2024

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024