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Vampire Bag

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag
by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019
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Vampire

Someone who eats the pussy of a girl on her period
Her: No don't go down there, I am on my period!

Him: Don't worry, I am a Vampire !
by Humanation September 25, 2020
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Meme Vampires

In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.

These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.
Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.
by Johnathan Harker July 12, 2023
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vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period
real men let their girl do the vampire facial
by captainpoggers May 2, 2024
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the boyz vampire antics

The antics of k-pop group the boyz after releasing their Universe single ‘Drink It’ as in blood
Yunghoon: did I just see a vampire

Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty

Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS
by StariiStori July 12, 2021
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vampire slayer

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone
Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye
by Izmo March 16, 2008
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The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019
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