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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar
friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"
by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019
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Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed
A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."
by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019
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Valencia High School

Holy fucking shit the boys bathroom is terrible and I love it. Cracka they got no fucking soap dispensers and half the locks are broken. Even the urinals are shit cause you gonna get ass fucked. If you gotta take a shit then good luck self cleaning the toilet because the piss is everywhere, almost as if they did it intentionally. Penis butt penis penis butt big penis dick nuts and butt penis.
Cracka: Bruh you go to Valencia High School?

Penis butt: Yes, the bathroom is shiet but damn my cock too long tho.
by Katiehill60cents October 14, 2019
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Valentina Harbour

SUPER HOT GIRL SUPER cool funny bad nose
by I wasdffff December 17, 2019
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Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval
by Amourxval January 5, 2020
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Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.
Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.
by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020
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