Vagina Envy

When a man is envious of a woman's possession of a vagina; The opposite of penis envy

John just wanted to know what it felt like to have a vagina. He had vagina envy.

by Jiffem July 1, 2015

oatmeal vagina

When you fill her vagina with rolled oats and fuck her until clumpy seamen begins to seep out.

Your sister and I got real kinky last night. Let's just say she has a nasty oatmeal vagina.

by The Sexy Taco September 8, 2016

Throbbing vagina

When your masturbating and you pit your finger in to find your so horny it’s throbbing.

Omg Becky my throbbing vagina wants something inside of it!

by Dr Philly Jr SUBSCIBE BITCHES June 29, 2018

Morvens Vagina

Morvens Vagina is a scrumptious blend of fruit and fresh spices designed to get the taste buds tingling.

"Yum, Morvens Vagina is WELL tasty!" *licks lips*

by Emma!&Morvy! September 20, 2006

vagina bone

The crease present where the thigh meets the abdomen in physical fit females. Often enhanced by the pelvic bone.

"That girl is wearing her pants so low that her vagina bones are showing."

by fluxquanta January 2, 2012

vagina food

Someone a girl would have sex with, but not take out in public.

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: Nah, he's just some vagina food.

by freeyb October 28, 2011

cold vagina

(n.) A term used to describe deliberate inattentiveness on the part of a female, typically given as punishment for something said or done on the part of a man; analogous to the "cold shoulder" in men

John: I hooked up with Amy at that party last Saturday and Sarah found out.

Dave: Aww dude, that sucks!

John: Yeah, she's been giving me the cold vagina ever since.

by Doc. Chim Richalds December 8, 2010