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shit vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.
boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*
by xxxamanda October 8, 2008
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buffy the vampire slayer

a good instance of something so absurdly and devastatingly overrated that it has it own "academic" "field" of "studies".
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
Buffy the vampire slayer is overrated; let's have Larry Sanders Studies too! I'll bet a hell of a lot more can come out of that show.
by Sheallee December 11, 2008
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Vampire Effect

Not a great movie, but then, any movie that combines vampires and kung fu can't be all bad.
Vampire Effect is a good way to waste some time.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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dance in the vampire bund

1) A supernatural romance manga/anime series by Tamaki Nozomu. As the title suggests, it's about vampires.

A grandchild of Dracula, Mina Ţepeş, pays all of Japan's debts and in return gets allowance to build an island at the coast where vampires can live. But extremists of both humans and vampires want to kill her.

2) Performing anal sex without sufficient lubrication leading to bleeding.
1) Person 1: You watched a dance in the vampire bund? O.o
Person 2: Not THAT kind of, I mean the anime.

2) Person 1: I went out of lubrication so I did the dance in the vampire bund.
Person 2: You are a cruel one.
Person 1: I know, but punishment followed quickly anyway.
by Last guy 8 June 8, 2010
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Vaginal Vampire

Usually a man, who enjoys eating out a womens vaginia while she is on her period because he enjoys the blood
Dude dont talk to him, his a fuckin Vaginal Vampire
by James Rose December 15, 2008
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Welfare Vampire

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.
You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!
by Mandy the Mullet Slayer August 14, 2014
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vampirela

At the club the other night, there was this real vampirela. She had 2 guys in her hands and one from behind, all this on the dancefloor.
by louis October 16, 2001
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