Twat Fondler 

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.

Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.

Twat Fondler by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010

Twat fart

A twat fart is a gross wet fart sound made by the vagina when air passes through, a queef. A twat fart most commonly occurs after the vagina has been rammed by a giant cock

Matt was eating my nasty pussy and I totally did a gross ass twat fart right in his face!
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.

Twat fart by Stinkykakapoopoohead December 18, 2018

twat rangoon 

1. The rare chinese treat made from won-tons and fresh chinese vagina.

2. What you call the vagina while perfoming cunnilingus on a chinese woman.

1. Wow...Kiki made the most delicious twat rangoons I've ever eaten.

2. Kiki has the best twat rangoon I've ever eaten, good thing it wasn't a crab rangoon.

twat rangoon by R"MD"C October 25, 2006

Twat Cleaner 

To fuck and cum in a womans vagina and then use a straw to suck the douche out of her.

"Dude i feel like a bitch, my girl said i was her personal Twat Cleaner"

Twat Cleaner by licdapoontang April 28, 2009

twat pocket

1. Someone who is or resembles a pussy

Clay was too scared to go streaking, what a twat pocket.

twat pocket by master pimp juice August 7, 2009

Twat Twins 

The female version of butt buddies

Gen and Rushdah are having another sleepover?!? those twat twins

Twat Twins by thatjerseykid July 17, 2011

Twat Tax

Money spent by people on their own idiocy. Money spent on fixing situations caused by one's own idiocy.

On Friday night I got so bungalowed that I locked myself out of the house and had to pay £80 for a locksmith to change the locks, that's an £80 Twat Tax so far this week.

Twat Tax by Maraqui February 11, 2012