A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.
"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."
by D. Gould November 5, 2006
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Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!
Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.
Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!
Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.
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A character on the boondocks who is a lawyer who ironically is a prosecutor and sends many black men to what her fears most, anal rape in prison. In one episode, Tom dreams of being anal raped after dropping the soap.
by B to the rizzle December 14, 2008
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by Kyle Maskiw January 1, 2005
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