During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 04, 2020
A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.
Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.
by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable March 16, 2022
by Dusty dagger prevention October 19, 2019
At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.
by yolohipster81 July 11, 2013
su pork is a cool fat dude and he is also a red head so if your really hungry and you want pork say "I want a su pork" Not pork or su pork will eat your family
by imonthepodium May 09, 2022
When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.
by Bagel aids July 18, 2022
by bbee_2000001233 November 08, 2017