by Daveguys April 10, 2016
by the docking expert September 13, 2016
n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.
by Professional Scold July 11, 2008
when a man is so turned on sexually he can no longer think straight, he is said to be "dick stupid." When a man is "dick stupid," he is likely to do anything to please his prospective partner.
"Once I got him all dick stupid, I made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day."
by robert h. February 03, 2006
A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
by The Ice Cream Man April 02, 2009
To open ones 'dick window' is to unzip ones fly.
Person 1: 'Hmmm i think i may take a piss on that guys car'
Person 2: 'Cool idea, don't forget to open the dick window so you don't piss yourself'
Person 1: 'Cheers mate'
Person 1: 'Hmmm i think i may take a piss on that guys car'
Person 2: 'Cool idea, don't forget to open the dick window so you don't piss yourself'
Person 1: 'Cheers mate'
by DrTimmy October 20, 2011
An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.
It was a dick move when Tom encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left his friend Bill to pick up the tab.
Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.
Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.
by TheoYoda August 05, 2006