1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022
Get the Bullshitmug. Mallarie is the definition of bullshit.
by Baseball31 July 6, 2017
Get the Bullshitmug. When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.
by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022
Get the Main Character Bullshitmug. Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.
Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.
Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.
Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?
B: You know, just business as usual...
A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*
(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
B: You know, just business as usual...
A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*
(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
by pesticidko April 3, 2020
Get the Bullshit as usualmug. by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
Get the Zamboni bullshitmug. The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.
*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019
Get the white bullshitmug. Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)
"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."
Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."
Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018
Get the Bullshitmug.