dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016

Checkered goat

A person who is the greatest of all time but has many sides to them

Have you heard of John?

Yeah he's a checkered goat

by Tsquid December 10, 2016

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014

Goats Up

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.

The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.

by Goat leader October 4, 2018

Lindsey The Goat

The hot girl that doesn’t think she is. And will never get dick

Lindsey the goat is so pretty

by Qwertyjddkd January 29, 2022

Goat Cleaner

A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.

Wow he is such a fucking goat cleaner!

by tm1234567 September 26, 2012