No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.

"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."

by sure-it-can January 8, 2013

cookie hole

A sweet-smelling vagina with freckles. The intoxicating aroma smells similar to freshly baked pastries. But the freckles are so abundant, it resembles a chocolate chip cookie.

"You can suck my cookie hole!!"

by KYNGP9412 November 14, 2016

Cookie face

Describes one who has an exceptionally round face like that of a cookie

Damn that nigga Pedro had a cookie face and a half

by Whyclef December 29, 2018

Ufo cookie

really cool person but not cooler than me smh yeah

“Ufo cookie is not cooler than milk”

by spooy October 2, 2021

comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013

Eggnog cookie

An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad

Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀

by CubeBitt July 21, 2022

sour cookie

When a whole bunch of guys jerk off onto a cookie and the last one to get off has to eat it

Keil came last so he had to eat the sour cookie

by pinwoodle October 21, 2013