???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”
Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”
Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”
by Loaf_Of_Breading... June 8, 2019

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.
Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,
it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.
it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.
by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 10, 2020

McDonald’s miu is an icon, someone who works at McDonalds. They are living the dream with Byakuya Togami, their husband and McDonald’s Chiaki their child
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