Dang did you see how bad cisco Texas stomped Eastland into the ground in football. Poor Mavericks going home with their horns sawed off.
by Ol’ Craig August 24, 2020
A splattered design of regurgitated food on the side of moving vehicle, which is caused by one of the occupants of the car hanging out the window to vomit. This is generally the result of someone becoming sick, after binge drinking at a Texas social event.
Josh's wife (Erin) had to much wine at the wedding reception. On the way home she got sick, and his Jetta received some serious Texas Pinstriping.
by Wil13 November 14, 2006
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by tu y yo November 19, 2007
Possibly the most racist place in the whole USA, and yes that's including the whole south. Here if you are anything except white, country-fied, and baptist, you are automatically ruled out. It doesn't matter how you act, it's all about social status. The KKK started here, that should be proof enough. Now if you happen to fit the white ,country-fied, baptist profile then you will feel right at home.
I'm not going to talk about the geography here because it's pretty much pine trees and hills, there's another definition under Texas to explain that.
I'm not going to talk about the geography here because it's pretty much pine trees and hills, there's another definition under Texas to explain that.
Sub-title to East Texas Welcome Sign: If you don't go to church, they will ask WHY NOT constantly, if you are Jewish that's a synonym for crap, and you are called gay or slacker or city person if not country-fied.
by Jay*Bee August 17, 2010
A second-rate public university located in Lubbock, Tx. Those who attend the school were denied admission to prestigious universities of Texas (Texas A&M and University of Texas) and were forced to attend the school due to: scholastic inability, a desire to attend a large Texas school, and a general lack of options. Students and Alumni are given little respect by Texas universities because of classless nature and ineptitude. The nick-name "Tortilla Tech" has been given to the school so as not to defame the great state of Texas by association.
Guns up? How about you get your grades up and transfer from Texas Tech to a real university.
The three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and acceptance to Texas Tech.
Texas Tech has such a high STD rate that local infection has been named "Raider Rash".
John: Did you get accepted to Texas A&M?
Eric: No.
John: How about UT?
Eric: No.
John: Well, theres always Texas Tech.
Eric: You're right!
John and Eric: Hooray for mediocrity!
The three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and acceptance to Texas Tech.
Texas Tech has such a high STD rate that local infection has been named "Raider Rash".
John: Did you get accepted to Texas A&M?
Eric: No.
John: How about UT?
Eric: No.
John: Well, theres always Texas Tech.
Eric: You're right!
John and Eric: Hooray for mediocrity!
by Dun Dee March 26, 2007
Something shoved forcefully up the rectum that involves a bowl of chili, a telephone, and a hundred feet of live wire.
Doctor: Son, what the fuck is that sticking out your ass?
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!
by Adum50 March 19, 2010