chad tech

A Football Fusion tech that retarded new gens use
TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what
by RobloxParker2008 May 01, 2021
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Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
by Tech Deck Support February 27, 2018
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tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.
Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.
by Ah8ter October 26, 2013
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Tech Tramp

Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.
Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.
by Vixter Frerard January 30, 2014
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Tech Savile

One who is highly advanced at cyber grooming
"Uncle claims to know nothing about computers, but his criminal record suggests he's Tech Savile"
by Smart grubby November 09, 2022
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Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.
The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.
by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013
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TECH TUESDAY

The last Tuesday of every month wear you wear a Nike tech
Omg Chris look so sexy this tech Tuesday
by Kha billz January 26, 2022
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