Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
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Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology
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Tech Bros

Tech Bros are cancer
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tech-savvish

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.
He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.
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testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
by Timothy Dogan May 03, 2025
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Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon
Whats your name? Nike Tech Demon.
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Tech Tic Syndrome

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.
Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.
by Big_White_Ya_Know July 23, 2015
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