after a night of drinking usually a budweiser product you must hover over a toilet when farting to be on the save side no accidents happen.
by chet ripley August 24, 2009
A university that teaches useless information and lies - such as the lie that there is no intelligence and no power reflected in the design of the universe, the lie that science has an alternative explanation to creationism to explain how the universe and everything in it came to exist from nothing, and the associated useless philosophy of insanity and pure ignorance - that God and moral truth do not even exist, but the fundamental axiom by which we are to live is not God's truth, but "unqualified equality".
The reason why Harvard University professors teach that we are to look to animals for moral guidance, is because it is really just a very expensive Fart College.
by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 01, 2017
When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.
by Anonish November 03, 2010
A Menchaca fart is one that smells bad and lingers for a while because of eating too much greasy and old food or junk food .
by Nik da dik February 13, 2018
The act of releasing a totally disgusting and gross fart without a sound. Hence the term, silent but deadly!
While watching TV, Carol cut a ninja fart that grossed out her boyfriend. Since there was no sound, she was able to blame the dog! Her boyfriend almost puked and the dog ran away!
by mdguy September 16, 2006
Oversized, overpriced coffee cans ricer idiots use to impress 12 year old girls. Also used to compensate for lack of penis size.
by Ricers are dweebs June 09, 2004
by Nut master 3000 February 08, 2021