A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.
"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict
"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis
"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict
"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."
-Doctor
-Addict
"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis
"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict
"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."
-Doctor
by Moviemaker2029 September 4, 2013
Get the Google addict mug.The (often awkward) break in an online conversation that occurs after someone references and/or asks something which you have no idea about. The break lasts as long as it takes you to google search the aforementioned 'something' and (usually) click on the wikipedia article for it and skim-read the first paragraph or so. After the break, you proceed to pretend there was no break in the conversation, and you attempt to pass your newfound knowledge off as something you've known for ages.
Person A: Hey man, don't you love the song shutterbug?
Person B: (Bullshitting) Yeah man totally!
Person A: Who's it by again?
-Google Pause-
Person B: Uhhhhh Big Boi obviously! How could you not know that.....
Person B: (Bullshitting) Yeah man totally!
Person A: Who's it by again?
-Google Pause-
Person B: Uhhhhh Big Boi obviously! How could you not know that.....
by OarNahom March 18, 2011
Get the Google Pause mug.Jerking off over porn on your computer but having Google open in another window incase you get caught.
by Psymon- March 28, 2007
Get the Google Whack mug.Used by those who are unsure of the term they wish to google, a google-train is the act of googleing multiple times, refining the search on each iteration. Starting with a basic notion, one ends up with a concrete phrase.
dude, i just google-trained my way from 'girl in robot movie' to 'megan fox'...and it was totally worth it!!
by triguy December 20, 2009
Get the google-train mug.The act of farming for gold, items, and experience for use in MMORPG type games, such as World of Warcraft, by searching for third-party service providers using Google.
by Michael Apodaca July 16, 2007
Get the google farming mug.The process of shattering misguided/idiotic ideas and thoughts by using the all-powerful, all-knowing Google search.
Ann: I'm gonna name my garage band.... hm.... Mute Math.
*She Google searches "Mute Math"*
Ann: OH NO! Some other band has it!
Bob: GOOGLE FAIL!
*She Google searches "Mute Math"*
Ann: OH NO! Some other band has it!
Bob: GOOGLE FAIL!
by PokeHerface March 25, 2009
Get the Google Fail mug.A product (usually computer-related) that is so stable and usable that running it in real time production environments is not only possible but recommended even though the product is marked beta. Comes from Gmail being in beta forever but still being awesome.
Man, Windows 7 is such a Google Beta! I run it on my main machine and haven't had any problems.
Universities have outsourced their email to Gmail because it is so awesome; it's a Google Beta!
Universities have outsourced their email to Gmail because it is so awesome; it's a Google Beta!
by SovereignGFC January 21, 2009
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