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Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.
Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.
by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011
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cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.
"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.
by Justtivue January 10, 2017
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Heartless Bastard

A Teenager Who Is heartless/Doesn't Care/Doesnt Interact With Little Children Aged 3-12
Jesus Fucking Christ Andrew Is such a heartless bastard he refused to play with five-year-old Jackie when she came over the house
by Andy Sor September 16, 2017
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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faggadocious bastard

A person who is a bastard literally and figuretively, and who fancies himself as an icon or some sort of high and mighty god.
by Joey Perez April 8, 2008
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Belligerent Bastard

1. When whatever you're on or under the influence of is enhanced by your environment in a way that makes you become overtly agressive and loud, and thus a belligerent bastard.

2. When the quietest guy in the room decides to start yelling. There must be a reason. When the humblest person you know starts telling you about yourself. You must be tweaking. Pardon his belligerence, but check yourself.

3. (As deemed by www.belligerentbusiness.com) - The non-conformist, free spirited, anti-ignorance individual that loves life enough to speak, and act, out loud and belligerently on behalf of their people, and for the Better of Humanity.
1. Did you see that belligerent bastard hop on the bar and do the moonwalk last night? Then he opened a bottle of beer with his teeth and started pouring it all over himself.

2. Man, all of a sudden Jim just started screaming at Bob and telling him how tired he was of always having to listen to him talk about how much he hates his wife. Jim had to bring out his belligerent bastard on that ass.

3. The belligerent bastards gathered to make progress in their goal of enacting change in a belligerent way.
by Belligerent Zukur February 8, 2012
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road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.
That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.
by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009
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