Pocket-Baby

a term for a person for which you are in a dream-like relationship with

"So what if she makes you stay in, do it for the #bros!"

"I can't my dude; she's my pocket-baby, for which I would stay instead."

by Dougborski February 9, 2019

baby bumper

one person who engages in a relationship with one who is underage, also known as jail bait.

sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper

by hannita May 26, 2008

Sova Baby!

A colloquial phrase used to express exuberance and, to a lesser extent, exude pride for the southern Virginia area. Its inspiration is unkown, although it is believed to have originated in Bangladesh.

I just won a fucking tournament! Sova Baby!!

by thumbswayup September 24, 2009

baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

Baby Toss

1) Towards the end of the movie "Tropic Thunder" when Ben Stiller's Character, Tugg Speedman, tosses a baby named Half-Squat.

2) A throw or toss that is ridiculously short, like coming from the end of a baby's arm

Hellen Keller: The pong-championship rests on this throw, bradah
Kindig: Umph
Hellen Keller: OMG...that baby toss was shorter than my dick.

by Notorious P.A.T. December 19, 2008

baby phoenix

The burning poop that occurs after eating spicy food.

I just got home from that Thai restaurant and gave birth to a baby phoenix.

by eekbean December 8, 2014

Morning Baby

A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.

That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.

by timo4001 June 4, 2018