Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.
Stop being a Tik-Tard!
by SKETCHY JAY December 25, 2021
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Brook..tard

Brook..tard never misses
by Uzusuru April 15, 2021
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Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn February 24, 2013
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Noes tard

When you walk past a yoni and the fish smell makes you throw up . It’s also when you walk in a room and you see yoni and another man cumming in each others buttholes
Damn that noes tard makes my head hurt.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.
by Fartface21 January 03, 2019
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Fuck-tarded

After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded
Sex with Levi is fire, he just left and I'm still fuck-tarded.
by PrincessHeather April 10, 2023
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Reddit-tard

Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."
"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."
by This machine kills fascists December 23, 2022
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tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense
Discogs.com is a tard market
by DJ Wechat April 06, 2017
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