Sweenee

Denotes a person who is strong-willed, passionate, relentless, and sarcastic.

You are a sweenee

by swsw.md November 23, 2021

Sweeny

Exhibiting great strength

An unexpected ability to lift heavy objects

Look at that Sweeny! They are able to lift a car.

I’m a Sweeny! She said as she threw the grown man over her shoulder.

by Santa Mary November 23, 2021

Sweeney

A Leprechaun from Florida with a small penis who has a weak pull out game and no skill in a car or on a bike.

Watch Sweeney over there, he has to park facing downhill so he doesnt drop his bike trying to take off.

by greenwithnb September 10, 2023

sweeney

a selfish manipulting ugly ass pick me cunt who has no sense of humour what so ever and is depresso expresso and cant do anything without hating himself. he is so fat and ugly and just look slike chopped shit

"yo is that sweeney"
"yes bro he looks so chopped and fat and ugly"
"no but literally i honestly feel bad for jessica for dating him"
"i dont know what she saw in him"
"she deserves to be with a guy 10000000x hotter"
"i agree"

by ihatesweeneyjamesalexander March 5, 2025

sweeney

a depressing loner stinky teenage boy who has a small penis and a massive ego but is to frigid to make a mover even after dating for two months. he hates himself to an extent and has a weird relationship with your older sisters boyfriend. he is clapped and chopped and looks like he just came out of a failed "build your own boyfriend" with his unshaven moustache and yellow teeth and his chopped ah haircut. he repeats one outfit every single day and he never takes a shower and never talks to you in public if he sees you and you are dating. everytime you say anything about yourself he will make it about his depressing, antisocial, self loathing, loner life trying to make you feel bad for him bc he thinks its "rizz." when he finally wants to break up with you, which you have secretly wanted to break up with him forever but you couldnt bc you were scared he was going to kill himself, he ghosts you for a sold week acting like nothings hapening while shit talking about you to your sister, then when you finally confront him and break up with him he takes it nonchalantly which is so strange since he literally like 2 days ago called you the love of his life and how your so perfect, telling you that he never loved you and then he goes and tells everyone that he broke up with you but that never happened because you actually broke up with him. his ego is to high.

"whos that guy over there"
"thats sweeney"
"oh hell no is that that guy that is like super depressing even though he has a perfect life and has a chance to go to italy bc of soccer and could be set for life but he doesnt want to because he wants to quit soccer bc its "too much pressure?""
"yeah and he also is like a total dick to every single girl he has ever dated so no surprise that he is gay because he is so chopped and has no communication skills what so ever?"
"YEP"
"ew he is so ugly"
"fr he needs to shave his moustache and get new clothes"

by ihatesweeneyjamesalexander March 5, 2025

Sweena

everything

You're literally my sweena

by shklnsdbals March 10, 2025

Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

A hatred for actress Sydney Sweeney; mostly from jealous women or leftist men who never set foot in a gym before. Most likely caused for her awesome jeans ad

The angry neckbeard leftist who has never lifted weights in his life has Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

by Phil McButthole January 29, 2026