Surpissed

Being overly pissed, and possibly also surprised at the same time. nuff said.

Guy 1 "my girlfriend broke up with me so suddenly im so surpissed"
Guy 2 "that's tough man. I would be surpissed too"

by You Cant Handle The Coolness July 29, 2016

suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017

surprisicorn

Someone you can always tell stuff to because you'll know they'll be excited about it.

Unicorn + Surprise.

He doesn't care, he's just a surprisicorn.

by Freakmeaning January 5, 2021

surprisingly

"surprisingly" is a filler phrase used by devious businessmen to cover up their incompetence;

its meaning derives from "surprise", verbalizing an unforeseen event. Contrary to this definition,

the word mostly carries the meaning that the interlocutor who is talking to you has failed irredeemably.

To this day, historians speculate about the first historical usage of the word,

because it was only through industrialization that public utilization of the word was conceivable at all.

Johny: "Surprisingly, I got fired."
Unsuspecting Noob: "I'm so sorry for you, you couldn't have done anything better."

by bohl March 10, 2022

Lemonade Suprise

Marijuana that has been urinated on.

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.

by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006

Pickle suprise

A corny commercial from the seventies. In the video, there is a guy dressed as a pickle, occasionally shouting, "PICKLE SUPRISE!" Pickle Surprise is some sort of topping.

Guy 1: Dude, you threw up all over the floor! What did you eat?
Guy 2: PICKLE SUPRISE!

by cd mac December 4, 2013

Saturday Suprise

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.

Saturday Suprise is just gross

by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 5, 2014