soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

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Soggy Cobb

A Soggy Cobb is what Wolf from the Hunting department will call you when he feels that stealing the crispy creme doughnuts wasnt insulting enough.

Somer: "Where are the doughnuts Wolf?"

Wolf: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???"

Lysa: "I thought you were not allowed to eat anything after 3 pm...and you have a calls parked on 81, 82 and 84."
Wolf: "Shut up, YOU SOGGY COBB!"

by Tallons Stepmom September 2, 2019

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Soggy McDickChicken

When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it

The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds

by Soggy McDickChicken December 16, 2021

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Soggy papad

A semen stained Underwear or Pant, usually happens accidentally. A man's pant/underwear after he accidentally unloads his baby batter inside it.

"Damn that was intese, i almost have a soggy papad down there. Haha.."

by Angrypenguin83 December 1, 2022

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Soggy Mexican

When a primary lover (a top) plows someone out, in any hole. As this is happening, the top places cut up avocado above the hole and the trusting motion grinds it into guacamole.

Person 1: Dude how was your date?
Person 2: Awesome bro, I gave them a Soggy Mexican!

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025

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