- shower head- head

When a person uses a shower head to masturbate.

Scott: Hey, guess what happend?

Charlie: What?

Scott: No, guess.

Charlie: sex happend?

Scott: I guess you can say that. I caught my younger brother giving himself head with a shower head.

Charlie: - shower head- head?

Scott: That's a good one lets put it in urban dictionary.

by MajorMole December 7, 2009

PTA shower

The PTA shower involves washing the Privates, Tits and Armpits prior to an important event which one is running late for.

"shit, I have to grab a PTA shower, I slept in and now I'm late for work!!"

by bellevillebitch September 21, 2009

in the shower

A place where you go to wash ur bum, but can be used for other things, including wanking, pornography shots, sleeping, and practicing oprah.

Person 1: Dude, did you here david in the shower practicing oprah?

Person 2: Yeah dude. He is so gay.

by Thefoxyfox January 31, 2018

Shower Shark

The homosexual tendency for an inmate to glance at another while showering in jail or prison. A shower shark will usually stand casually on the upper tier pretending to chill or talk, then when the opportunity strikes, glance at their victim in the lower level shower. Shower Sharks also walk by inmates showering and catch a quick glance.

"Despite what people may say, I am not a Shower Shark!" "Yo...check that dude Shower Sharkin' it!"

by Loudakris May 16, 2013

puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

by that damn good November 13, 2003

French Shower

Similar to def. 1 above however sometimes one will apply soap and water to the armpits and dry with a (paper) towel before applying the deodorant.

"The days were getting longer and I was getting lazier. I resorted to French Showers with a diet of coffee and cigarettes"

by gillytech March 16, 2009

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

by variari October 8, 2019