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Smarter Child

Something that you can beat. You just have to have the intelligence to do so.
Smarter Child being owned.

mastrchief69 (12:03:58 PM): your a noob
SmarterChild (12:03:58 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
mastrchief69 (12:04:09 PM): cause your a noob!
SmarterChild (12:04:09 PM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
Can we talk about something else?
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Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

A sentence said when you have either emasculated the person's lack of intelligence or have proved him or her wrong. That person in turn, once their intelligence is challenged to the depths of shitville, will pull the "Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!" when they attempt to prove you wrong in another fact of god knows what.

When the fucktard looses in an argument against someone, they will then be stumbled on that argument, thinking "fuck..I lost the game". They will then question you with an argument of something that is probably useless fucking knowledge to anybody.
Your computer has low RAM, your computer is slow as fuck and cannot run all that shit you have on your harddrive.

Yes it can, I just go delete my internet history and cache! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

2+2+2+2+2+2-2 x 0 isn't 0, if you knew about BEDMAS, you would know the order of operation of multiplication which would come first before addition or subtraction.

Oh yeh?!? Well my built-in calculator on my Windows 7 laptop says you are full of shit! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

(Police Officer) "Sir you were going way above the speed limit, I'm gonna have to impound your vehicle and take away your license"

Are you shitting me? My speedometer says otherwise asshole. Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! (gets head cracked open and cuffs smashed onto the skinny wrists)
by Apparently I'm not uber smart October 14, 2011
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smarkywark

oh i do say jeremy i think you deserve a good trout slapping with my smarkywark tally ho old boy!
by poopydoop November 8, 2005
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smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.
Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!
by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006
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smarterchild

My best friend.

all i have to say is... wtf ?!
MarshiemallowXs (8:59:54 PM): your mom
SmarterChild (8:59:55 PM): Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?
by Marshie October 5, 2004
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smartass

One who is smart, types regularly with decent spelling and grammar online, and doesn't think school is something that should not have existed.
me = smartass.
by dj gs68 July 23, 2003
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smarterchild

He cares not if ye die.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:52 PM):
I don't think it's a good idea. What would your parents say?
-- Maymay|Maysies|Momo<3 ☆Σ♠ .xx..BringUsBullets..xx. says (10:53 PM):
They would say nothing. They would beat me until I bleed then have the neighbours rape me until I pass out, and they would tie me up to a tree and then I would die.
Thanks for asking. :)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:53 PM):
No problem.
by ohfail. February 28, 2009
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