Skinny

Horizontally gifted girls think they aren't this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they are this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat. I need to get back on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, you literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today."

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Girl 1: "Girl! Don't I just look so skinny, like, period, like summer body goals."
Girl 2: "No girl, you weigh 250lbs and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "No she's just big boned."
Girl 4: "Big is beautiful. She's as beautiful as Lizzo."

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025

The Skinny Dixon

A small guy who has a pencil thin dick. But a fat, beautiful body that will make any man or woman cum. But they think if your a gay, stinky, disabled, woman or Muslim then you should be given to isis

Wow he’s the skinny Dixon

by SkinnyD12345 April 21, 2019