das shoe

when a 40 oz of beer is placed in your shoe and drank out of

its hard to play a game of disc with a das shoe in each hand

by Biscuit Farmer June 21, 2009

poo shoe

This is not to replace a traditional shoe but more of a flesh shoe. Now you will need a drunken person to lay flat on the floor face down, and spread the buttucks. The drunken person is to relax as this can be quite painful, now gently work each toe inside the anus one by one until you have all toes inside. Proceed deeper until the whole foot is inside the anus and the persons anus resembles a shoe on your foot. It is not uncommon to hear "do these come in a size 9? " or " does this shoe come in black?"
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.

Brian: i can never find a shoe that fits right

Craig : have you tried on a poo shoe?
Brian: no but i would love to wear one...
Craig: i will go get the vodka....

by Frank Fontain April 19, 2019

GUM SHOE

One who doesn't have much going too much going on upstairs.........

Did you see that gum shoe driving in the wrong direction?

by YA-KNOW March 10, 2008

Red Shoe Cult

retarded

your a bunch of dumb bitches

by LS October 15, 2003

Shoe Laces

1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).

Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!

Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.

Sophie: They look like shoe laces!

Lacey: Because they are.

by Schizophrenic Cannibal Lemon September 3, 2009

shoe gazer

shoe gazer (SHOO gay zer) n., pl. -ers 1. synonym for emo. 2. gerund: the physical posture an emo assumes while listening to emo music

example 1: Dude 1: Yo dude! What's up with that chick? Why is she staring at the ground like that?
Dude 2: She's listenin' to emo music dude, she's a fuckin' shoe gazer.

example 2: A group of 10 shoe gazers committed suicide at the Morissey concert last night.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

the shoe

An alternate phrase for the shit. Commonly used by Mormon and other teens who cannot use profanity. This is similar to a Profanity Loophole.

The new Lord of the Rings movie is the shoe!

by BasharTeg July 28, 2003