shart

When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.

Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.

Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.

*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*

Jarred: Gotta blast!!

by nolabb August 16, 2019

sharts

A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.

by Tired PM July 13, 2023

Shart

When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.

When I Shart the felling of the slippery stuff that slips through into the sky

by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

shart

When you think you're about to fart but you accidentally poop with the fart

I sharted my pants

by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023

Shart

Shart is when you shit and fart and the same time

Shart is when gou fart and shit at the same time you shart

by CROPTICBOT July 5, 2021

Shart

Shart (Shit Fart)is when someone farts but ends up also shitting their chonies. Be safe guys

Oh Em Gee! Did that bitch shart?

Yes in fact, that female dog did indeed have a bit of flatulence with a little bit of…mmmm.. diarrhea.

by ChristmasMassacre September 24, 2021