Weed Shark

A weed shark is a shark that is high and always steals your girlfriend

Dude 1: Man he is such a weed shark
Dude 2: He stole my girl. What a weed shark.

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018

Weed Shark

Weed sharks are always high. Normally Pink. They always steal your girl

Man he is such a weed shark.

I know right?

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018

Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.

I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!

by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022

shark tits

A term used to refer to the breasts of female anthropomorphic sharks, more commonly known as sharkgirls.

Person 1: Hey, what the hell are you looking at?
Person 2: Uh, they're called shark tits.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Look, I can explain.

by BlueMoone December 8, 2021

Angel Shark

When you get a rim job from someone who wears clear aligners (ie: Invisalign or any other clear braces)

A Target Mom's secret weapon in the bedroom is the Angel Shark

by Social Etiquette The Podcast December 18, 2021

Land Shark

A Land Shark is a common term used within Policing in the UK regarding General Purpose Police Dogs.

Let the Land Shark out, see if they can find them.
Watch out, I've let a land shark loose.

by Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo March 20, 2022

Hawaii shark

A shark from Spain, but the S is silent.

Bruh is that a Hawaii shark?
I will murder all Hawaii sharks!
Hawaii sharks killed my mom.
I live inside a Hawaii shark.
Mommy, I would like to consume a Hawaii shark!
I DEMAND A HAWAII SHARK TO BE THROWN INTO A WASHINGMACHINE AT ONCE!
Hawaii sharks are better than British people.
Bruh that Hawaii shark is looking pretty sussy 🤨!!?!?!?!

by Imepiesaw February 7, 2022