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School

A building where trained adults teach kids stuff
Remember-SCHOOL IS A PRIVILEGE. You are lucky to go to school!
Kid- Dang it! We have to go to school
Teacher-Some people don't get to go to school and they end up poor and livingon the streets
by Blackfire493 February 12, 2019
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commiserating with the worst of em'
Actual hell, It's actually testing you on your memory and pretty much everything you do in world history will never help you.
Mom- "let's go to school!"
Kid- "Noooooooooo"
Every other kid ever "Noooooooooo"
by De biggest gay September 13, 2018
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satans latest creation. It is the leading cause of teen suicide and depression. You have to put up with bullies, 600 pounds of homework a day, detention, and mean teachers. 1 simple mistake could be your last. It is a daily life or death risk.
Teacher: YOU DIDNT DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!

(Whacks student in the head with baseball bat)

Class: WE HATE YOU!!!! NOW SCHOOL IS GOING TO BE 1000 TIMES MORE MISERABLE!!!
by Longhairdude May 31, 2018
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School is the place your heart and soul die
School is he11
by Uareweird October 23, 2019
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The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition
He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.
by Ben's son January 21, 2004
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The place where snitches and stingy cunts fuck you over.
School: Some Bitch Snitches on a teacher! Then you get Fucked over
by AnonymousBroskiiez September 9, 2011
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A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.
Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*
by A person in a masked outfit January 10, 2012
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