You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.
by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023
Get the Satan's Smutmug. 
Saint Nicholas' sinister colleague, whose task is to deliver appropriate gifts to the less-than-good girls and boys on Christmas eve.
He awakened to the sound of a Harley landing on the roof - right on time - and man, had he prepared his list in hopes of a visit from Satan Nicholas. In an hour he'd run downstairs and find a Chucky doll, gift certificates to Tattoos-R-Us, the Vape store, and Murder-and-Mayhem Video Games. It pays to be bad, he mused. And next year he'd be worse.
by Monkey's Dad December 5, 2023
Get the Satan Nicholasmug. Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
Get the Satan's dumplingsmug. Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023
Get the Satan's Wet Sockmug.