Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022

Salty raisins

When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.

Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!

by Sam The Banana Man November 25, 2015

salty garbage

The taste of cum in your mouth that is overly salty and quite frankly tastes like garbage.

Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.

Person 1: "I was blowing this guy the other day and his jizz totally tasted like salty garbage.
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."

by realityhurtz January 14, 2016

salty kretz

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

by marc brien June 17, 2005

salty breadstick

The act of engaging in anal sex whilst she shits on your dick. Then you proceed to pull it out, sprinkle it with salt and have her eat it like a salty breadstick.

Dude I gave sarah a salty breadstick last night, and it was great!

by only poly October 2, 2017

Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

Sweet and Salty

The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.

Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.

by thefatbatman1983 March 11, 2022