smarter child

A robot on AIM that is fun to toy with when you're bored.

me: miami hurricanes
SC: what's that?
me: football team
SC: Sorry! i don't have any NFL data anymore!
me: why don't you have any NFL data?
SC: because
me: because why?
SC: why not?
well anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about getting laid?

sometimes smarter child brings up things mentioned long before in the conversation.

by LykE oMFG iiT''s AMaNda!!!!!!1111!!!1!!!!one!!! November 21, 2007

Smassy

Someone that is smart and sassy; has a cocky attitude but also has a brain; similar to the Dennis Mller type.

That girl is so smassy; her smartass words were actually pretty clever!

by A Cop and Marketing Gal March 19, 2010

i'd smack that

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.

"He's hot. I'd smack that."

by Erinnnnn May 17, 2006

Smarmy

Forwardly and unknowingly exuding lightly overbearing and somewhat slimy behavior. One who would stab you in the back if he or she could get away with it. One who would sell their own mother's soul for benefit and/or attention. A subtle scumbag, sleezball, wretch, or creepshow.

If that smarmy guy comes by my desk again today, I hope I am away at a meeting.

by Nichodroid November 2, 2009

smarttard

A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.

Oh, you are such a smarttard.

by swissmocha April 1, 2005

smacking oranges

it could mean anything from moose noises to a bi-polar walrus. And everything in between.

But seriously, are you smacking oranges later beacuse I got things to do.

by SURRETO November 4, 2010

smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008