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Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN
by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021
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Shart

Shit and fart combined into one. In most sharting incidents, the sharter thinks they're going to only get a fart, but their butthole threw some poop in the mix without their permission.
Oh man, I thought it was just a fart, but it was a shart. See ya.
by Shitfart69 February 11, 2022
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shart

This is one action that Nessa Barrett is most commonly known for. For example, Charli D'Amelio hit it off with the renegade...well...most unfortunately for Nessa, her shart is (I hate to say this but I'm not sorry) what got her a little fame as well as cancelling her. WOW Nessa! That must've been one MEAN shart!
"Nessa...PLEASE do not shart on this ext livestream...I'm begging you!"
by zootedLMAO October 29, 2020
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shart

when you fart anda teeny weeny bit o poo comes out
"AW MANNNN!!! I just sharted in my pants!"
by MACYYYYYYYYYYY May 23, 2022
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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Shart Arts Shart!

The crowd chants Shart Arts Shart! And Kevin Arts Shart around the ring and finishes his opponent with the Deadly Sharts!
Commentary: THE CROWD IS CHANTING SHART ARTS SHART! AND KEVIN ARTS IS SHARTING AROUND THE RING AND FINISHES HIS OPPONENT WITH THE DEADLY SHARTS
by Iamfatlol September 21, 2021
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Shart

when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky
"Oh shart oh shart!"
"Shat?"
"SHART"
by anonymous December 4, 2022
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