When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky
“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025
Get the Sharted my shoes mug.The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.
Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025
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Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.
Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.
">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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if your nickname is frost shart then sorry but your named after a cold turd
if your nickname is frost shart then sorry but your named after a cold turd
by PHEOthenotgayattackhelicopter November 24, 2021
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