Riley

Some chaotic lad that just vibes. They parent everyone in their life.

don't ask why there's raw spaghetti in the fazbear fright series again just assume it's just apart of their of world domination plan.
Likely anti-capitalist.

Person 1: "Riley yelled at me again"
Person 2: "same"
Person 2: "speaking of Riley, where did they go?"
Person 1: "shit."
*explosion goes off in the distance*
"oh."

by ratman_does_definitions August 11, 2020

riley

sex hungry and thicc

i love riley because of is booty cheeks

by fheherjhbhdrdehg November 4, 2022

Dirty Riley

When you bust a nut so hard that you fall asleep after.

“I walked in and saw a cold hot pocket next to my friend who was dead asleep. He must’ve done another Dirty Riley.”

by tinklerat May 4, 2025

Riley

Big dick walking around the town and when he sits down on the toilet he has to hang his cock over his shoulder cause it gets in the way

Oh look at Riley huge cock

by Thosewhobust January 24, 2025

jaxon riley

jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.

look at that sexy batflip by jaxon riley

by crosst-nut May 9, 2018

Riley

an absolute unit who has that many chins u could never stop counting. Such a funny guy and his eyes didn't get put on straight on is head. He thinks he's Kyrie Irving in basketball and thinks he's Devin Booker with his shooting. (He's SHIT at basketball).

Bro Rileys so funny.

by BigDaddyPig August 7, 2022

Riley

Someone that is the best at everything and is better than you.

Riley is the best

by Urgone April 11, 2020