Ultimate Retard

Drew
Drew is a retard

Not to be confused with:

Retarded Pedro

Drew retarded beyond comprehension. This means that he is an Ultimate Retard

by Drew Cheskin September 24, 2018

Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

flame retarded

Flame RETARDED are people who set themselves on fire by lacking common sense, word often misused or confused with Flame retardants which are materials that inhibit or resist the spread of fire.

dude what's with all the bandages?-
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!

by nopantsboy October 18, 2009

Flame Retarded

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.

Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.

by TangClock July 12, 2009

retard strength

Super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves

Why is that guy holding up the retard racer with his teeth? He must have retard strength!!

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

fat retard

A psuedointellectual tub-o-lard from Flint Michigan. Known for his oscar winning yet fictional documentaries

Michael moore is a Fat retard

by dcs February 12, 2005

Retarded Donkey

Someone who is extremely well endowed

That guys is hung like a retarded donkey.

by corpuscle April 28, 2008