john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

by smithy smith May 26, 2020

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

AKHIL REDDY CHEDDY

He is a gigachad and always wears a red pink hearted cheddy he has more 678 wives and 788 gf and has more than 669848 kids

He has more than 5billion dollars and has his own cheddy manufacturing company which is a huge success

He bro u are very akhil reddy cheddy xd

by Manu_journalist February 27, 2022

rainbow read me

To speak to some one as if they where a child or stupid

Welcome to Verizon! Would you like to upgrade your iPhone today? "DONT RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA!"

by Da- April 6, 2023

hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

by succmydicc February 16, 2018

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021

the game disk could not be read

when your 6 and you have a Wii game, but when you pop it in, the text "the game disk could not be read" shows up, it means you should be pissed because the disk has a scratch in it and might never work again. There is a chance that if you take the disk out then put it back in, it will be fine.

oh fucking shit, it said the game disk could not be read, i'm so fucked

by McBikmik April 30, 2019