defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

by drdigg August 21, 2013

House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.

Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.

by LudaChris August 25, 2013

Rape Talker

Literally, one who uses talk as a form of rape. This rape is more of the emotional variety, like a holiday family gathering. You don't want to be there, you don't want to talk to those people. But you do anyway, with a smile.

The rape talker just walks up to you and starts talking, even though you have gone out of your way not to talk to him (avoided eye contact, did not respond to what he was saying, etc.)

"Man, I wish that damn rape talker would stop coming over here and bothering me, I just want to do my job!"

by Godfrey Tha Don February 24, 2012

Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.

Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.

by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011

Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.

Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape

by TIU December 15, 2011

Shade-raping

When a person hides behind his sunglasses to fantasize and look at female/male assets.

Babe 1: I think he's shade-raping me.

Babe 2: Punch his ass bitch!

by hahaisteppedonyourdick March 11, 2011

Rape robot

Noun

(1) A machine or device that is programmed to rape.

(2) A beer fuelled German boy unable to control the urge to hump on things.

(3) A forum moderator that bans unsuspecting victims.

That rape robot has banned me again, i bet he just wants to touch me!

by Barry Ahmed July 18, 2011