by Twobodiez June 19, 2017
Get the rusty russianmug. This one gets tricky..
You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
by SlightRacism April 6, 2020
Get the Russian Oatmealmug. by meye lansky August 6, 2011
Get the russian stockingsmug. The act of facing forward, legs spread apart on top of a sorting table. Russian nesting dolls are optional, but encouraged, and are often employed in a manner similar to the ping pong ball trick.
by I’m a Sad Panda December 7, 2020
Get the russian showmug. The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ
by Memstar April 15, 2017
Get the russian rugmug. The Russian backloader is a sex act in which the giving end spreads the anus of the receiving end (Normally female) with his/her fingers. The dom then proceeds to insert pastries and/or different dry foods into the anus of the dominated partner. The couple then engages in vaginal pleasure until the dominated partner is approaching ejaculation, at which point they ejaculate into the mouth of the dominator while simultaneously excreting the inserted pastries or other foods. Usually a very mess oriented occasion.
“Hey bro, my girl and I tried the Russian backloader last night”
“Awesome! What was it like?”
“It was erotic af ngl”
“Awesome! What was it like?”
“It was erotic af ngl”
by FineWineForTwo September 17, 2020
Get the russian backloadermug. by fongo wallengton May 27, 2018
Get the Russian Kebabmug.